About this property
Just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s, and is known for its fantastic food. The restaurant’s chef has worked in Jamie Oliver’s first restaurant, as well as Gorden Ramsey’s 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics, with food made from seasonal produce. Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed, and each benefits from a flat-screen TV and an en suite bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided. The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away, and the centre of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes’ drive. Historic Colchester can also be reached in less than an hour by car.
Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.9 for a two-person trip.
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Most popular facilities
- Free parking
- Restaurant
- Non-smoking rooms
- Free WiFi
- Family rooms
- Bar
- Breakfast
Guest reviews
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Guests who stayed here loved
- John
United Kingdom
“Ideal comfortable room, very clean, nice bathroom and shower. Friendly staff and food excellent.” - Kirstie
United Kingdom
“Bar was lovely, very welcoming. Room was great, a bit cool when I arrived but there was a portable heater in the room. Room was clean and comfortable, tea and coffee plus biscuits. Complimentary toiletries. Comfortable bed. Evening meal was fabulous.” - Sarah
United Kingdom
“Good location for Burnham and surrounds.Clean functional room and helpful friendly staff. Good restaurant.” - Mark
United Kingdom
“Very clean, great facilities and comfortable. Very close to town centre.” - Susan
United Kingdom
“Self service continental breakfast was good, room very adequate and the dinner excellent” - Kelly
United Kingdom
“Excellent accommodation really clean and excellent restaurant” - Peter
United Kingdom
“Stay was excellent, dinner was brilliant. Breakfast was terrible.” - Jane
United Kingdom
“Location was perfect, my family live in Burnham, so was a great location. The evening meal in the restaurant was good, lovely atmosphere.” - Lindsay
United Kingdom
“Very comfortable bed, nice warm room. Excellent location, and the restaurant is superb.” - Mirabelle
United Kingdom
“It was lovely to celebrate Mum's birthday with a great meal and then for the whole family to stay over. Sixteen of us and two dogs! Staff and rooms were great. Lovely food too.”
Hotel surroundings
Restaurants
- Restaurant #1
- CuisineBritish
- Open forLunch • Dinner
- AmbianceFamily friendly • Modern • Romantic
House rules
Child policies
Children of any age are welcome.
Children 18 years and above will be charged as adults at this property.
To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.
Cot and extra bed policies
Prices for cots and extra beds are not included in the total price, and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.
The number of extra beds and cots allowed is dependent on the option you choose. Please check your selected option for more information.
All cots and extra beds are subject to availability.




The fine print
Please note, the Deluxe Double Room can accommodate pets, upon request.
Please inform The Oyster Smack in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.